Hello, everyone...
Guess who's a genius at biology??? That's right! That'd be me!! I kicked Cellular Respiration and Photosyntesis's Asses and got a 90% on my test!! Who knows where I'll go next with my new knowledge! Med school perhaps??
Hahahaha! No. No medschool for me. I'll leave the gross boring stuff for Shannon. But I just figured out that Hamline has a children and young adult writing graduate program!!! IT'S HEAVEn!!! and when I say I figured it out, I mean Shannon did! Well, I'm also taking a poli sci class next semester so maybe I'll like that and become a lawyer....or maybe not!
sorry this one's short but I have to go to class!!
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Two A-holes of Verona
So, on the advice of some people who gave birth to me, I'm going to tell you about the musical we are doing this year (which I'm not in but still manage to have tons of practice). Concordia is doing Two Gents a musical version of Shakespeare's Two Gentleman of Verona (my friends call it, Two Assholes of Verona, teehee). This play is very very confusing and stupid. I'll be the first one to say it.
Proteus loves Julia and gets her preggers. He's besties with Valentine who goes to Milan and falls in love with Sylvia. Sylvia is supposed to marry Thurio but she loves Eglamour. Proteus goes off to Milan to visit Valentine and falls in love with Sylvia too and becomes a really big d-bag. Julia and her friend Lucetta go to Milan dressed as men (Two gentleman of verona eh eh!) to find Proteus and tell him he's going to be a daddy. Eglamour saves Sylvia from marrying Thurio but then dies or goes somewhere I don't really even know and then there's a dragon fight. Yes, you read right. A Chinese dragon fight!! Then Proteus tries to kidnap Sylvia and Valentine saves her and then Julia and Lucetta reveal themselves and Proteus falls back in love with Julia.
The final couples are: Julia and Proteus, Valentine and Sylvia, Lucetta and Thurio, and Speed and a random Milkmaid (Speed is Valentine's servant).
If you didn't follow that, join the club. I rarely remember what happens and I'm at rehearsal. Not to mention this crazy play is to music written by the people who wrote Hair. Yep, Two Gents is a hippy show, with sexual innuendos and drug references that will be fit for that generation (cough, Mom, Dad, Becky, Greg, Shorty, Dave even Cough!!) The only people who can really enjoy this play will either be drunk or on acid (or smoking marijuana cigarettes!!), it is that crazy.
This is what my life is now. Needle and spoon references and crazy hippy dances.
Proteus loves Julia and gets her preggers. He's besties with Valentine who goes to Milan and falls in love with Sylvia. Sylvia is supposed to marry Thurio but she loves Eglamour. Proteus goes off to Milan to visit Valentine and falls in love with Sylvia too and becomes a really big d-bag. Julia and her friend Lucetta go to Milan dressed as men (Two gentleman of verona eh eh!) to find Proteus and tell him he's going to be a daddy. Eglamour saves Sylvia from marrying Thurio but then dies or goes somewhere I don't really even know and then there's a dragon fight. Yes, you read right. A Chinese dragon fight!! Then Proteus tries to kidnap Sylvia and Valentine saves her and then Julia and Lucetta reveal themselves and Proteus falls back in love with Julia.
The final couples are: Julia and Proteus, Valentine and Sylvia, Lucetta and Thurio, and Speed and a random Milkmaid (Speed is Valentine's servant).
If you didn't follow that, join the club. I rarely remember what happens and I'm at rehearsal. Not to mention this crazy play is to music written by the people who wrote Hair. Yep, Two Gents is a hippy show, with sexual innuendos and drug references that will be fit for that generation (cough, Mom, Dad, Becky, Greg, Shorty, Dave even Cough!!) The only people who can really enjoy this play will either be drunk or on acid (or smoking marijuana cigarettes!!), it is that crazy.
This is what my life is now. Needle and spoon references and crazy hippy dances.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Cobber-rific
Howdy!
No news of an awesome class score here. I do however have fun news about my biology class! I think I understood something last class!! This is an accomplishment, not because I'm bad at biology but because my teacher sucks at teaching and I really could not go to class and just use that time to look over the chapters and get more knowledge than by actually going to class!
This weekend is our homecoming and I am excited. Not really for homecoming because I am not a Happy Cobber but an indifferent Cobber but Harvest Ball is on Friday night! I don't actually know if I'm going to that with anyone but if I do it will be fun. I don't have work this weekend which is a miracle in and of itself! My roommate wants me to paint my chest for the football game to which I reply, "hahahaha NO." Those girls are crazy craze for doing something like that. It's usually very cold!! Plus I like to sleep which involves me sleeping past normal hours thus you will never have to worry about me painting for a football game (especially since I hate football...Hockey yes, football, no).
If only we didn't have practice Friday and Saturday night, my life would be complete but we do so I'll just put up with it. I guess I'll take the consolation of both of my teachers going away early for the weekend so I don't have ANY class on Friday!!! YESSS!! Three days of sleeping in!!
AND Ugly Betty is on tonight. AND Frosh frolics is happening (talent show for the freshman class to show off what they can offer to Concordia. Yep, that's how we roll here and usually it's really good!) AND I don't have homework because THERE IS NO CLASS!!!
YESSSSSS!!!
No news of an awesome class score here. I do however have fun news about my biology class! I think I understood something last class!! This is an accomplishment, not because I'm bad at biology but because my teacher sucks at teaching and I really could not go to class and just use that time to look over the chapters and get more knowledge than by actually going to class!
This weekend is our homecoming and I am excited. Not really for homecoming because I am not a Happy Cobber but an indifferent Cobber but Harvest Ball is on Friday night! I don't actually know if I'm going to that with anyone but if I do it will be fun. I don't have work this weekend which is a miracle in and of itself! My roommate wants me to paint my chest for the football game to which I reply, "hahahaha NO." Those girls are crazy craze for doing something like that. It's usually very cold!! Plus I like to sleep which involves me sleeping past normal hours thus you will never have to worry about me painting for a football game (especially since I hate football...Hockey yes, football, no).
If only we didn't have practice Friday and Saturday night, my life would be complete but we do so I'll just put up with it. I guess I'll take the consolation of both of my teachers going away early for the weekend so I don't have ANY class on Friday!!! YESSS!! Three days of sleeping in!!
AND Ugly Betty is on tonight. AND Frosh frolics is happening (talent show for the freshman class to show off what they can offer to Concordia. Yep, that's how we roll here and usually it's really good!) AND I don't have homework because THERE IS NO CLASS!!!
YESSSSSS!!!
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